“The hawks are our first line of deterrent, and by and large they do the job,” Wimbledon spokesman Johnny Perkins said. “But unfortunately there were one or two areas where the hawks didn’t deter the pigeons, so it was deemed necessary to take a harder approach.” Leaving the ethics of exterminating flying rodents to the experts, I offer our neighbors several pigeon-elimination options that do not require live ammunition. Here is the current state of the art:

Traditional bird spikes in both stainless steel and plastic. For eight bucks they even include the adhesive. This’ll keep them from camping out but likely won’t deter a fly-by during the finals.A high-tech scarecrow, the Terror Eyes bird repeller (above) is intended to “strike fear in birds” with a spooky-looking face on an inflatable balloon. The eyes have a holographic effect that makes the birds think the balloon is watching them. Are birds really that perceptive?

While I can’t vouch for the efficacy of these methods, I’m confident that some combination of the above might avoid the overkill associated with using a rifle, while ensuring that spectators find no unwanted surprises dropping into their traditional strawberries and cream. [Via ESPN]